Clams Casino's Journal

New York is closed
time to move to Hilltop, TN I suppose...nothing's left here...

Dear Liz Renay...

I love me too.

Holy shit, what a night!

Boo hoo

Locked out by myself. It's raining. Mueller the asshole cat mocks me.

Welcome to Ohio

You never saw this when I was a kid.

Two nights of inspiration

Brett took me to see Arias With a Twist last night finally. Holy shit... I wouldve paid full price for the first 10 minutes alone... And Basil did an act (well more like a short opera) with Julie at Bunny's show on Thursday... It's an amazing thing to be around one of your inspirations when she's inspired.

Basil & julie from backstage

iPhone makes me annoying!

It seems academia was just too much for Professor Hoot. :(

The BEST Obama souvenir yet!!!

Obrama, anyone? Thank you, I'll be here all week.

SOS

Need help turning an extremely negative situation into a positive... Whole story is too long to thumb type on the phone, but basically leaving DC today on the Megabus, there was almost a street fight as a result of the driver, then she got screaming fights with us and threatened Brett. Now I'm sitting on her fucking bus sick to my stomach 211 miles from home.

Knowing that I can't single handedly take down Megabus, how do I learn something from this to make it a positive situation? I need something to relieve the barfy feeling and tense jaw before I burst.

Twin Peaks is in the air
Nasty brought it up on LJ, and my brother just posted this video...

Le sigh...I was so in love with Agent Dale Cooper. I was Audrey Horne for Halloween in 7th grade, my bff Chris was the Log Lady. (Maybe not BFF as I haven't spoken to her in probably 15 years).

The Obama souvenir industry is the best

I saw the best ever in this window. Tragically, I didn't have time to buy this apron. More tragically, this photo doesn't capture it. (no zoom on the iPhone, really?)

It's like a chicken or some down homey apron with a random smiling Obama on top. The best.

What does one do with a 7, 11 & 13 year old on a cold Thursday night on NYC? On a related note... I haven't been ice skating since my 10th birthday party. Will that be a terrible idea? I'm not to worried about me, more the giant I'd be skating with.

Yes, I do get soggy in milk...
...And I have been a bit of a flake this weekend. I'm getting my shit back together.

In the meantime, this is what Brett and I did at about 3:30 this morning...

Brett rollins, plant killer

He can't even keep a plant alive at his office. At the HORTICULTURAL SOCIETY. :(

Testing

Here's a photo of kit cat & Darlinda catfighting in front of the screen at asbury lanes... Just testing the new technology... Also loving this photo

Incidentally,
This is the revolutionary costume for the day...

(Granted with my rack, it looks a little more like Montana than Ohio)
Ohio's coming through for us this time, I can feel it.

And this is what made me cry today...

I mean, everyone's posting this photo today, right?

Fuck yeah. The only disappointment? No cupcakes at the bake sale :( Come on, Upper East Side...bagels and cans of soda? You can do better than that.

Current Mood: yes we will!
Current Music: Proud to be an American, lol

Fall is definitely my favorite season. Tonight is the night I dream about while slugging through a 20 degree day, or a March rainstorm or at 99 degree August day...watching Big 10 Football (OMG, dear God, please let the Buckeyes crush Penn State) and making Beer Cheese Soup and chocolate chip cookies. I couldn't be cozier if I dove into a pile of kittens.

Further adventures in the freelance world...
Anyone have a wedding planner they can recommend?

Thanks!

This is all I need to know
I came across this tidbit while doing some research for a freelance gig I'm working on, and it might be the most important piece of information I've read all election season:

According to Steve Green, publisher of PMQ’s Pizza Magazine, 12 of the 15 top pizza consuming states per capita are projected to go to Obama. Numbers also show that 12 of the 15 states that consume the least pizza, are expected to be carried by McCain.

I mean, really...do you need to know anything else, undecideds?

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